Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. ~ Unknown
Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years. ~ Charles Haas
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ~ Steven Wright
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks. ~ Unknown
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. ~ Lao Tzu